Jesus at the World Cup
It’s like a combination of Jesus and Daniele Radcliffe
I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE?!
not a joke
for the answer you just have to wait at least an hour to make sure you don’t hear any nearing police sirens
"man this essay is taking forever"
what a time to be alive